A Little About Me From A to Z

A=Age: 55

B=Bed Size: King

C=Chore I Hate: I actually like doing chores. While I’m doing them I’m thinking about what I’m going to write next time I sit down at the computer. This way there’s no time wasted staring at the screen wondering what I’m going to write.

D=Domestic Animal Names: N/A

E=Essential Start To My Day: Coffee. A lot of it.

F=Favorite Color: Red

G=Gold or Silver: Gold

H=Height: 6 ft 4in.

I=Instruments I Play: None

J=Job Title: Writer (I guess…some days I’m just not sure)

K=Kisses or Hugs: Kisses

L=Living Arraignments: Three family house. My wife and I live on the first floor & basement and we rent out the other two apartments.

M=Mood: Surly on the best of days.

N=Nicknames: Ferg, Fergie, Big D, D Nice, Tummy Boy, Ol’ Hot Chocolate

O=Overnight Hospital Stays: Lemme see…as a kid I had my tonsils and adenoids removed and as an adult I had two pulmonary embolisms that caused me to stay in the hospital for about a week each time.

P=Pet Peeves: Any unnecessary noise and people who are proud of their ignorance.

Q=Quote From A Movie: “So let it be written, so let it be done” from ‘The Ten Commandments’

R=Right or Left Handed: Right

S=Siblings: Two sisters, Valarie and Jan

T=Time I Wake Up: Usually between 8 and 9AM.

U=Underwear: Yes

V=Vegetable I dislike: Okra

W=Ways I Run Late: Generally I’m not late because I hate to feel rushed or be rushed so I allow myself plenty of time to get where I’m going.

X=X-Rays I’ve Had: My chest has been X-rayed more times than I can count.

Y=Yummy Food I Make: I’ve been told that my cheeseburgers are pretty damn yummy.

Z=Zoo Favorites: Tie between the elephants and panda bears.